Clean Jokes

Muktitasking: Women`s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men`s brains are designed to concentrate on only one thing...

A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in the friendly American neighbour decides to...

`OLD` IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, `Let`s go upstairs and make love,` and you answer, `Pick one; I can`t do both!`
`OLD` IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on

Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet.
Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing.
Drink 3rd peg and recheck.
Drink 4th peg and recheck.
If your wife starts...

Well, now, here`s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415...

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood...

Kitni Ajeeb Duniya Hai Ye, Yahan Auratein Dusri Auraton Ki Buraiyaan Karti Nahin Thakti, Jabki Aadmi Dusri Auraton Ki Tareef Karte Nahin Thakte. Aadmi Sach Mein Mahaan Hai.
Humne 5 Aadmiyon Ko Beer...

A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate."
The disciple went away. Several months later, the guru paid...

An airliner ? is fully boarded and ready to push-off from the gate, when two blind pilots enter the main cabin. The pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the...

Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion...
Newton said he`d drop in.
Socrates said he`d think about it.
Ohm resisted the idea.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure...