Clean Jokes

A young man and a priest are golfing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"
The young man says, "An 8-iron, Father. How about you...

Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of...

A blonde called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before...

If you don`t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it`s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global...

A 75-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the student quad he saw a young man studying hard...

A Boss hired a good looking and attractive secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office. Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough, you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it`s exploitation...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear `the rules` From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...

There was a Lawyer who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it...

A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now, surely you have met at least one girl...