Clean Jokes

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been...

Golfer: Think I`m going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer: I`d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven, you`ve already...

Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food....

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there`s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal...

A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. For Option a) 10 marks, b) 5 marks and c) 3 marks....

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect...

1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes. However after the few sips...

A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see y our license...

In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere....

During the British Raj, it was felt that bonding with the locals would be better if English officers could speak in Punjabi. Accordingly, a Punjabi tutor was arranged for a Gora Major...