Clean Jokes

Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.
He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a dog is that, Johnny...

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jumps up out of bed and says, "I`ve had enough...

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee`s home number and was greeted with a...

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get...

A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers-to-be, are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward...

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his...

Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing...

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
"No, thanks," says the plant manager...

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very...

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His...