Work Telephones
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning...
A Cold Day!
There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by...
Women and Shopping
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her...
Atheist Holy Day
In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that...
Management Lessons from Gabbar Singh
Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay.
1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho...
Walking Backward!
Every day Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo.
When she was finished she always walked backwards...
The Arab Pilot
During the war between Israel and the Arab Countries an Arabic plane was shot down. The pilot was captured and the Israelis tries to get him to tell all technical details about...
Hyderabadi Mother...
Mom: Beta where are you now? It`s 1.00 AM na Beta, come home fast!
Son: Who`s This ???
Mom: Arre O Murde!! Zaleel Kaha Hai Re Ttu? Itti Raat ho Gayi Na, Kidar Mara...
Military Training
Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start doing mock combat using no explosives, guns, or basically any equipment what-so-ever, so when it came to a training scenario...
The Poker Game
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling. Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered...