Clean Jokes

We are serving gently browned, delicately hand-rolled whole wheat pancakes for lunch today, stuffed with a mixture of lightly spiced mashed potatoes, sauteed onions livened up with a mixture of lightly spiced ...

Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn`t get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called the local...

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it`s just that you called me first.
2. Why do you want to work for this company...

A young fellow became marooned on a deserted South Pacific island after his cruise ship sank. For several years, he managed to live on fruits and vegetables he found on the...

I`m sure you will enjoy this. One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep...

Mallu boarding a plane.
Air hostess is smiling.
Mallu: Tatti Vandi!
Air hostess, shocked: What???
Mallu: Tatti Vandi...

This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q (Block & Quayle) in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him because he was so funny.....

The FEMALE always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without prior notice. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE to know...

Two monks were returning to the monastery in the evening. It had rained and there were puddles of water on the roadsides. At one place a beautiful young woman was...

Santa: You`ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won`t boot properly.
Tech Support: What does it say...