Clean Jokes

I went to a mixed religion seminar. The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him...

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because...

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a...

Once Alia Bhatt was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was...

5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww..! I Love you Too.....
16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry ! I Have no money...
21 year Old Boy: I Love...

After Alok Nath & Alia Bhatt, its Arnab Goswami series.
After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what`s WRONG...

If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer...

Dear Shikhar Dhawan, Firstly, congratulations on team India`s 130 run victory against South Africa.. That is very much appreciated. We are pleased to announce that you have been...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty...