Don't Mess With Your Girlfriend
Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bbhi...
Retired Husband!
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate...
You Gotta Stay Happy
If you are in Love:
Make the best of it.
Don`t doubt anythng.
Enjoy it because nothing lasts forever.
If you just Broke-up...
Gayle's Appraisal Interview
Gayle: Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.
Manager: You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but...
It's Payback Time
Phil had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Phil made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself...
WC Teams' Report Card
India: A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying `Atleast he has better marks than...
A Dinner Date
Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed! The wise and experienced...
Squirrels are Nuts!
A pedestrian stepped off the curb to cross the street and a car suddenly came screaming around the corner...
The Bragging Texan
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was, "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc...
Smaller Eggs!
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen...