The Breathalyzer Test
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can`t do that...
Awesome Girlfriends
A Boy to his girlfriend: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I`ve got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen...
Practical Demonstration
A Little kid was having a problem with his homework. Dad, he asked, "What is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
"Well, son," said his father...
India Vs Pakistan World Cup Memes
Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???
Misbah: Sohail played really well. It was not our day.
Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye...
Bill Gates vs Seve Jobs
Bill Gates: So, how`s heaven Steve?
Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn`t have any walls or fences.
Bill Gates: So...?
Steve Jobs: So, we don`t need any Windows and Gates...
Holiday Greetings
I cannot use names allowed due to legal reasons however, I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today`s world...
The Ant and The Grasshopper
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs...
Awesome Santa
Mele Mein Announcement Hui: Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya...
Reporting a Crime
A beat cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.
Cop: Hello! Crime Branch?
Yes! This is Sergeant John.
Cop: Sir, We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for...
Golfing Lessons
The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"
"They`re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
"Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson...