Conference Calls
Typical Conference Calls in Corporates:
Caller 1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...
The Bar Bet
I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Punjabis think you`re great drinkers. I bet...
Alcohol Therapy
Apni Sharaab Kee Lat se pareshaan Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Santa: Doctor Sahab.... Meri Sharaab Chhudaao !
Doctor: Roz Kitni Peete...
Little Johnny's Balloon
Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to break something, but he continues...
Sewing Machine for Sale
These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day`s mistake...
Karva Chauth Offer!
Chitrgupt Bohut Pareshaan The Aurr Brahma Ji Se Bole: Hey Prabhu Ye Karvachauth Ke Vratt Se 7 Janam Tak Ek Hi Pati Milne Wali Yojna Band Kar Dijiye....
Professional Help!
A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car...
Public Announcement!
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his...
Most Preferred Husbands
Believe it or not.... Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don`t be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry? She Said...
It's an Emergency
The Boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his blonde clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent, the Boss told...