Clean Jokes

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it`s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast...

1. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn`t get it.
2. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully....

There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....
Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....

Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...
Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...
Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche...

1) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young life, are actually the nicest and better husband material.
2) It`s dangerous to talk to strangers, but...

Since today is 31st December, some self Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at...

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald`s next to Captain Jack`s Seafood Grille because...

Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother of the chicken ?
Chicken Ki-ma...

Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We`ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without...