Clean Jokes

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana...

Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...

After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher`s sermon that on the...

If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince...

A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.
"Lawyers are assholes!" he exclaims...

Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...

A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his...

Boy: I Love You!
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...

Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai...