Clean Jokes

A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minister said there will be...

Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein...

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year`s winning submission is posted at the very end....

Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.
Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai...

1: Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers...

Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT, 1. They blink together.
2. They move together...

I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick...

Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?
Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !
Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa...

Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...

Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Marwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar....