My Mother Taught Me...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION...
Husband-Wife Funnies
Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???
Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaafi hai.
Wife, Kuch Der...
Job Profile
Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I explained that...
Feeling Depressed ???
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox...
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans...
A Twist in the Tale
Girl: Hiiiiii.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What happened?
Boy: Nothing.
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...
Stealing a Bus
Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...
Divert Your Course
Actual transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations...
World's Best Wife
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him...
The chicken PJs
Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother...
Tim and Sam
Tim: I hear you just got married again.
Sam: Yes, for the fourth time...