Clean Jokes

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday...

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he`d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened...

Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look at that bowlegged man...

The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied...

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy...

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. He says, "I can`t hear you!"
So she gets close to his ear and asks again...

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, "Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?"
The blonde replies, "Well, the taller one is...

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean...

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. `What will you do if I die before you do?` Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she`d probably...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don`t sell rectum deodorant...