Clean Jokes

During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used. "As you all know, there are...

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it`s the only type of cooking...

The Collins family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. For generations, their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between Canada and the United States..

Two guys in a bar... One says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!"
"Wooo, what the hell happened to him?"
Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and...

He said: When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day, a long memo...

Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling...

I think, I`m going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car- Officer: License and registration, please...

A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied...

A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California sat side by side on an airplane.
The girl from North Carolina, being friendly an...

A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American woman and they decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is extremely distressed because she wanted him to marry...