A Horrible Way to Die

Two guys in a bar... One says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!"
"Wooo, what the hell happened to him?"
Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and...

Authorized Signatory!

He said: When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day, a long memo...

RULES OF THE AIR

Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling...

Drunk Driving?

I think, I`m going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car- Officer: License and registration, please...

That's My Job

A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied...

Never End a Sentence in a Preposition

A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California sat side by side on an airplane.
The girl from North Carolina, being friendly an...

Smoked Whitefish

A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American woman and they decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is extremely distressed because she wanted him to marry...

Helping Hand

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance...

What Nonsense

A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he`s doing.
"It`s going fine," the manager says...

Watch Her Expressions

I`m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when...