Clean Jokes

To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according to the index card, had died two years ago. After knocking...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman. "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your arms really really...

I saw my coworker Don Monday morning. I was about to ask him how his weekend went when I noticed his black eye. It was a real shiner. "What the hell happened to you? Were you mugged...

Finkelman just arrives in America and needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that...

Jim strolls into the paint section of B&Q and walks up to the assistant. "I`d like a pint of canary-colored paint," he says. "Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you need it...

I was on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn`t sure how any of the machines operated.
"Excuse me." I said to a casino employee...

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then the pole...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed, "I`m so ashamed, Doctor...

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten...

Levine having gone to his secretary`s apartment for some hot over-time, was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning.
"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill...