A Young Widow
To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according to the index card, had died two years ago. After knocking at the door, he was greeted...
The Fart List
THE CUSHIONED FART: A concealed fart, sometimes successful. The farter is usually on the fat side, sometimes a girl. They will squirm and push their butt way down into the cushions of a sofa or over-stuffed...
Not the Same Elephant
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant...
A Tricky Question
A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor...
The First Date
A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New Millennium...
Always Listen to Your Mom
Son: Daddy, I`ve a small doubt!
Dad: Bolo Na Beta.
Son: Daddy, I learned that Shri Ram became GOD by listening to his Dad in SATYA YUGA...
Winnie The Pooh
A little girl walks in to the living room one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that...
Dream Job Openings
545 openings. No experience, no qualifications required.
No age limit.
Salary 1.9 lakhs per month even if not attending office...
Nehle Pe Dehla
Wife Ne Husband Ko Message Kiya: Office Se Aate Hute Hue Market Se Sabzi Lete Aana. Aur Haan, Padosan Ne Tumhe Hello Kaha Hai. Tabhi Husband Ka Reply Aata Hai: Kaun Si Padosan? Wife: Koi Nahi...
Happy March!!!
Wife: Tum Bahut Badal Gaye Ho, Aajkal Mujh Se Theek Se Baat Hi Nahi Karte?
Husband: Nahin Kaam Mein Busy Tha?
Wife: 2-3 Din Se Tum Kaam Ka Bahana Bana Rahe Ho...