Clean Jokes

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as `guinea pigs` in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the...

Find that your employees are slacking off at work? Not fully utilizing their office hours? Spending too much time in the restroom and toilet chats? Try this new policy that is guaranteed to return those lost hours...

It was the third day my husband, Joe, had been in the intensive care unit following his fifth surgery for the removal of most of his remaining small intestine. The surgery took many more hours than expected...

Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn`t wearing...

The attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a girlfriend. She spent a wild, wonderful week with her fabulously wealthy lover, who, at the end of the week gave her a beautiful $10,000 mink coat...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would...

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover!" under his breath. On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard...

Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter. Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set. Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of tea...

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around: nobody`s there. "I am having hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG ! So he starts to dig...