Emergency Landing
A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused. The stewardess then asked the captain to help...
The More You Drink...
A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the bloke downed them all... one, two, three, four, five...
An Overweight Blonde
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five...
Magnificent Niagara
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... `In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that... etc.` It eventually became very annoying...
Legal Insight
Nathan is talking to his lawyer. "Here`s the deal, Abe. If you`re absolutely sure I`ll win the case, I`ll give you the business."
"OK," replies Abe, "but before I can give you my opinion...
Intelligent and Smart
Larry, a computer programmer for a consulting group, had designed some software for a large account. He asked John`s help in putting it into operation. At first, Larry handled most of the work. Eventually, though...
The Dumbest Kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and...
Three Wishes
While walking along the beach in Goa, Banta found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off, and out popped a genie. "Since you have freed me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes...
Empty Boxes Problem
A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines...
Helicopter Crash
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated...