Clean Jokes

Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well, seems you`re in a really good mood tonight, hmmm?"
Billy-Bob says, "Oh, you can bet...

Hello! Is this Gordon`s Pizza?
No sir, it`s Google`s Pizza.
Did I dial the wrong number?
No sir, Google bought the pizza store....

A minister of a church loved peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual present he was not...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through quite a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, the plane is bucking back and forth, pitching up and down and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck...

Ek Bahut Hi Pahunche Hue Sant The... Gyaan, Dhyaan, Sadhna Ke Bade Hi Jaankaar... Hamesha Muskurate Rahte The. Aane Waale Bhakt, Shishya Ulta-Seedha, Oot-Pataang... Kuch Bhi Puchein...

A student comes to a young professor`s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do `Anything` to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her...

Little Johnny`s dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Abner came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny...

When Canadian road workers found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Toronto and Hamilton, there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. So the government had a bird pathologist examine...

A man visits a doctor for routine check-up. During check-up he asks the doctor, "Do you think I`ll live a long and healthy life then?"
Doctor replies, "I doubt it somehow...

As the UK and French governments began plans for the Chunnel (English Channel Tunnel), they realized they didn`t have the ability to build it themselves, so they put the project out for bid. Three teams...