Clean Jokes

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can`t do that, officer...

A Syrian arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian, for letting me come into this country...

A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren`t you successful with the Arabs ?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East...

"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit."
"Does that mean I`m cured?" he asked.
"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania...

A new report shows that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising health benefits. Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments...

A dentist had an old lady patient who was very hard to handle. As soon as she sat in the chair, she panicked and would clamp her mouth shut so firmly that he couldn`t get it open to work on her teeth...

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won`t hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here`s your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number...

Stage 1: Sugar Dumpling, I`ve really been worried about my baby girl. That`s a bad sniffle, and there`s no telling about these things with all the strep that`s going around. I`m going to put you in the hospital for...

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but...

Santa Bhaga-Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola: Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager: Main Kya Karu...