Health Checkup
Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Sam, you`re in excellent shape for an 80 year old man...
Health Conscious
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, "How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is five hundred dollars," replies the physician
Example of Tragedy
Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word `Tragedy`. So he asks the class...
Speeding Ticket
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over...
Bump on The Head
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why...
Slower, Older, Smarter
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside...
Ajab Gajab Dost
Pappu Ne Gas Pe Pressure Cooker Chadaya... Selfie Wali Post Daali Aur Likha: Gharwali Mayeke Gayi Hai Aur Mujhe Chai Banani Hai, Cooker Mein Kitni Seeti Lagaun? Friends Ke Comments...
Badnaseebi!!!
k Mehfil Mein Ek Bujurg Apne Kuch Anubhav Logon Ko Bata Rahe The. Maine Apni Life Mein 3 Kism Ke Logon Se Jyada Badnaseeb Kisi Ko Nahin Dekha. Pehle Vo Jinke Paas Bharpoor Naye Kapde Hon Phir Bhi...
Heartiest Apologies
A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion. "When did he leave you?" the judge asked.
"Thirteen years ago...
Too Many Cooks
While Captain Cook was sailing the South Pacific, he discovered an island that had a fabulous house of ill repute. The women were out of this world, the hospitality incredible, and the prices amazingly cheap...