iPhone Trouble
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad...
Paper Work in MeToo Age
Once a Manager was traveling by train on a business trip. When the train started, he was traveling alone in the AC-I coupe. Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! Manager was pleasantly...
Two Options
Singapore Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, said there were two options for me: Either I get corrupted and I put my family in the Forbes list of the richest people in the world and leave my people with...
Speeding Fine
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver`s door. "Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please...
Farmhouse Hunting
A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...
A Strange, Strange World
A statement of our new reality as I remembered the good old days when a snowman was just a snowman.
8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make....
Paying in Advance
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was...
Squat to Pee
Tim and Nancy lived in Anchorage, Alaska. Right downtown. Their house was literally right downtown. But they had no indoor plumbing. They did, however, have an outhouse. The older Tim got, the further...
Who Let The Farts Out
A woman goes to her boyfriend`s parents` house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning...
Ordnance Factory Blast
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, an inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator...