Interrupted!
A young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm. "Heavens," she cried, "it`s my husband...
Nokia 3310 Vs iPhone
As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately burst out laughing and put his iPhone next to mine. I gave it a disdainful look. "Why don`t you get a better phone...
Grandma vs Grandpa
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son`s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some...
Don't Jump to Conclusions
At a wedding , the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by...
Blind Perception
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped...
Entry To Heaven
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates...
Women's Golf Clothing
SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY, a woman called her husband`s lifelong golfing buddy. "What`s the matter ?" asked the friend.
"It`s Sam," she said. "I don`t know where I went wrong...
Preparing for the Funeral
When old Mr. O`Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O`Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to fasten his toupee to his head very securely...
Quick Money
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy. As usual free advice started flowing from...
Cooking Tips for Ladies
1) While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
2) While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown...