Savita Reloaded!
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don`t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you.
Husband: Who is Savita ?
Wife: Nothing, I was just making...
The Sahara Forest!!!
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked...
Patient Will Live, But...
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient`s condition, "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to...
The Laziest Fisherman
A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a local, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then...
The Pessimmist
Friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist could never quite agree on any topic of discussion. One day the Optimist decided he had found a good way to pull his Pessimistic friend out of his way of continual...
How's Your Married Life?
Shadi Ke Bahut Dinon Ke Baad 2 Doston Ki Mulakaat Hui. Ek Dusre Se Milkar Dono Bahut Hi Khush Hue Aur Phir Ek Dusre Ki Married Life Ka Haal Puchne Lage. Pehla Dost: Aur Bhai, Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai Married Life Tumhari...
Taming a Husband
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple...
Scared Alligator
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnnie down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket...
Never Be Late!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
Who Listens?
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man...