Badnaseebi!!!
k Mehfil Mein Ek Bujurg Apne Kuch Anubhav Logon Ko Bata Rahe The. Maine Apni Life Mein 3 Kism Ke Logon Se Jyada Badnaseeb Kisi Ko Nahin Dekha. Pehle Vo Jinke Paas Bharpoor Naye Kapde Hon Phir Bhi...
Heartiest Apologies
A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion. "When did he leave you?" the judge asked.
"Thirteen years ago...
Too Many Cooks
While Captain Cook was sailing the South Pacific, he discovered an island that had a fabulous house of ill repute. The women were out of this world, the hospitality incredible, and the prices amazingly cheap...
Forrest Gump in Heaven
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it`s certainly good...
Equal Privileges!
A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement...
Misspelled Name
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise...
The Drunk and The Priest
A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket...
Roses For Girlfriend!
I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A young mother boarded with her 5-year- old daughter and Mom sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but...
Please Show The ID
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter...
Cross-Examination
It was a case of attempted murder, in which the prisoner was accused of having fired twice at his intended victim. One of the witnesses for the prosecution was being severely cross-examined by the defending counsel...