Clean Jokes

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home...

Children of now a days are so spoilt that they don`t even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons: Crying after being beaten.
Not crying after being beaten...

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked. The Innkeeper`s wife stuck her head out...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad...

Once a Manager was traveling by train on a business trip. When the train started, he was traveling alone in the AC-I coupe. Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! Manager was pleasantly...

Singapore Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, said there were two options for me: Either I get corrupted and I put my family in the Forbes list of the richest people in the world and leave my people with...

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver`s door. "Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please...

A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...

A statement of our new reality as I remembered the good old days when a snowman was just a snowman.
8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make....

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was...