Scared Alligator
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnnie down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket...
Never Be Late!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
Who Listens?
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man...
Medical Discussion
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, "I`m sure that poor old...
Man of Few Words
The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation. His hostess, noting that he looked tired...
Beretta Pistol Testimonial
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta testimonial:
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church`s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people`s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to...
Physical Activity Routine
During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough...
Ice Fishing Competition
Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that...
Call of Nature
A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two...