Ice Fishing Competition
Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that...
Call of Nature
A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two...
Types of Ghar!
Teacher Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchta Hai: Pappu Beta, Ye Batao Ki Ghar Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain?
Pappu: Sir Ji, Jo Ghar Housle Se Banaye Jaate Hain Unhe `House` Kehte Hain...
What's Wrong With Me?
An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what`s wrong with me."
"Let`s begin with a few questions...
Invitation For Dinner
Aaj Subah Mera Ek Naya Dost, Jo Ki Bengali Hai, Mere Ghar Aaya Aur Bola: Aaj Shaam Ko Hamare Ghar Bhojan Hai, Aap Shob Oaiyega. Meine Kaha Theek Hai, Hum Zaroor Aayenge. Maine Apne Wife Se Kaha...
A Lawyer Never Lies
A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house...
Squeeze Out
The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass...
Shadi Ka Darr
Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki? Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein...
A Tricky Question
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is...
Purebred Police Dog
My friend, a recent widower, thought it might be a good idea to get himself a dog for a bit of companionship. Checking out the pet ads in the local newspaper he came across one that read: "Purebred Police Dog...