On the House
A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $10. "But I already paid you. Don`t you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender...
Not So Bright Bank Robber
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, "This iz a stikup. Put all the munny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller...
Wrong Diagnosis
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn`t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can`t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full...
For Your Viewing Pleasure
A bible-thumping preacher was really getting it going one Sunday, and in the heat of the Gospel, an attractive lady leaned out of the balcony a little too far, and fell over the railing. As she passed the chandelier...
Treat People With Respect
His phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor and the worshipers scolded him after prayer for interrupting the silence. You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face...
Incredible India!
Three friends, one Indian, one British, one Saudi Arabian were talking over dinner... British: Why India is called Incredible India??
Indian: I can explain.... What you would do if a newly constructed bridge breaks...
DNA Test
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have...
Death Sentence
One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong. The second priest thought he should try to help, so he approached...
Alzheimer's or Parkinson's
Ek Retired Aadmi Aksar Ek Sadhu Baba Se Milne Jaya Karte The. Ek Din Baba ji Us Aadmi Se Bole: Ab Tum Budhe Ho Rahe Ho Aur Jaldi Hi Budhape Mein Hone Waali Bimarion Mein Se Ek Bimari Tumhe Bhi Lagne Waali Hai...
Best Friend
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "James," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I`ve known you...