Things Could Be Worse
A mother enters her daughter`s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I`m telling you that I eloped with...
Holiday At The North Pole
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are having a holiday at the North Pole. The blonde`s weight is 110 pounds, the red`s is 130 pounds, the brunette`s is 150 pounds. One day, the three of them are having a trip...
Snappy Dresser
A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband`s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn`t it just be easier to bury him...
Decent Crook
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence...
Ghost Voter!!!
Sreedhar Uncle came out after casting his vote from the polling booth. He asked the polling agent, "Did my wife come to cast her vote ??"
The agent looked at the list and said, "Yes! She was here...
The Foul-Mouthed Parrot
A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then it...
Dating a Cat
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the...
We Share Everything
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife...
Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby...
Weather Cows
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of the benefits of this profession," he explained, "is that we have built-in weather predictions."
"What do you mean...