Death Sentence
One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong. The second priest thought he should try to help, so he approached...
Alzheimer's or Parkinson's
Ek Retired Aadmi Aksar Ek Sadhu Baba Se Milne Jaya Karte The. Ek Din Baba ji Us Aadmi Se Bole: Ab Tum Budhe Ho Rahe Ho Aur Jaldi Hi Budhape Mein Hone Waali Bimarion Mein Se Ek Bimari Tumhe Bhi Lagne Waali Hai...
Best Friend
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "James," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I`ve known you...
Aerial Photography
A photographer from a news organization was assigned to cover the fires in California. His boss wanted pictures of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze but when the photographer arrived...
Legally Blonde
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football...
Doctor Google
Patient: I have fever, headache, cough and cold. I`ve taken some basic medicines for the same. Doctor: Which ones?
Patient: Paracetamol, Amoxicillin, Levocetrizine,Theophylline,Montelukast, Bromhexine...
Laboratory Rabbits
Three little rabbits escaped from a testing lab and found an entire field full of carrots. They ate themselves into a stupor and slept through the night. The next morning, they found an entire field full of female rabbits...
Stopping the leaks
A urologist in New York had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a $50 call out fee plus another $100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and...
The Blind Skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him, "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump...
The Broken Vase
Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously...