Always Tell the Truth
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?"
"Yes, sir...
Double-Mutant Triple-Helix Corona Variant- FAQs
Q. Why curfew from 8pm to 7am?
A. Due to rising temperatures with the onset of summer, Corona likes to step out when it gets cool. Hence the curfew....
Getting Into Heaven
Some ecclesiastical gentlemen -- a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others -- were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up. He finally arrived, but just they were about to...
Issues in English
A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that...
Car Accident
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn`t gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked...
Future Value
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what...
Changing A Flat Tire
A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it...
Trouble's Coming
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts."
The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink...
Ordinary Thief vs Political Thief
What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?
The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc. But, The Political Thief steals your...
Collateral Security
The other day I accompanied my wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut. Reading a magazine in the reception area, I found an interesting article. I asked the receptionist if I could take...