Clean Jokes

Australia are so morally Bancroft.
What they did is in Starc contrast to the spirit of the game.
Didn`t anyone Warner about it?
Couldn`t they see it Cummin.
Even a Lehmann would have...

Ek Ladke Ko Policewale Ke Saath Badtameezi, Gali-Galuch Aur Maarpeet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya.
Judge: Kya Yeh Sahi Hai Ki Tumne Is Policewale Ke Saath Maarpeet Aur Badtameezi Ki...

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday. Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success...

The following questions were in a UK grade 12 equivalent examination - ( Purportedly genuine answers)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheikh wears on his head...

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the Officer...

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response...

A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, "Dear, there was a drinking competition after meeting today."
His wife spontaneously, "Who got the second position...

A cow was kept for viva spotting. Answers frm medicos:
Pre MBBS - it`s a cow!!!
Final MBBS - Perhaps this is a cow!
MD - Four legged animal with...

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at...