Clean Jokes

Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman from Tamil Nadu was waiting for clearance in US airport for over an hour. He went to the counter and asked, "Why are you not calling my name??"
Officer: "We have been...

Gavaskar had decided to relinquish his opening position and come in at no 4 for that test. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk...

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details...

Australia are so morally Bancroft.
What they did is in Starc contrast to the spirit of the game.
Didn`t anyone Warner about it?
Couldn`t they see it Cummin.
Even a Lehmann would have...

Ek Ladke Ko Policewale Ke Saath Badtameezi, Gali-Galuch Aur Maarpeet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya.
Judge: Kya Yeh Sahi Hai Ki Tumne Is Policewale Ke Saath Maarpeet Aur Badtameezi Ki...

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday. Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success...

The following questions were in a UK grade 12 equivalent examination - ( Purportedly genuine answers)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheikh wears on his head...

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the Officer...

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response...

A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, "Dear, there was a drinking competition after meeting today."
His wife spontaneously, "Who got the second position...