Clean Jokes

The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers` bags were searched and everything always seemed OK. All security measures you can think of were put in...

Ken sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never seen before. "What do I do if she`s really unattractive...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken...

The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th- and 6th-grade ages in Ohio. They were collected by two teachers...

Monday: It`s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls....

Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation and job structure he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Beer and whiskey better to avoid completely. Drink more...

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to put five people in a Quattro. Quattro means four...

Three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, I`d like to see...

Reporter: Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?
USA: Because we suspected that they had Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Reporter: Why did you attack Syria...

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed...