The Super Salesman
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don`t need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.
"You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anything, anytime...
What's in a Name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied...
Dumbest Athlete Quotes
This is why professional athletes and coaches can`t have regular jobs:
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan` all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan` all to...
Fuel for Thought
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Sydney. It gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so they have nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish...
Facebook Friend
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Facebook Per Ek Ladki Se Theek-Thaak Friendship Ho Gayi. Donon Roz Chat Karne Lage Karne Lage, Messages Bhejne Lage. Phir Ek Din Pappu Ke Kahne Pe Dono Ne Milne Ka Programme Banaya...
This is a Corker!
Two middle eastern friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his behind. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second...
Mini iPad and Maxi iPad
On the eve of the marketing campaign for his new invention, Apple president Steve Jobs was discussing it with his top associate. Steve was just finishing up a rundown of the iPad`s features when he noticed...
The Arguing Rabbis
These four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified...
Do It Again...
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that turning point..
Laugh at Your Boss' Jokes
In a unit gathering, the commanding officer cracked a joke. Everybody laughed except the young Lieutenant. Commanding officer to Lieutenant: I think you didn`t get the joke...