Clean Jokes

A cow was kept for viva spotting. Answers frm medicos:
Pre MBBS - it`s a cow!!!
Final MBBS - Perhaps this is a cow!
MD - Four legged animal with...

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at...

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don`t need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.
"You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anything, anytime...

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied...

This is why professional athletes and coaches can`t have regular jobs:
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan` all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan` all to...

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Sydney. It gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so they have nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish...

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Facebook Per Ek Ladki Se Theek-Thaak Friendship Ho Gayi. Donon Roz Chat Karne Lage Karne Lage, Messages Bhejne Lage. Phir Ek Din Pappu Ke Kahne Pe Dono Ne Milne Ka Programme Banaya...

Two middle eastern friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his behind. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second...

On the eve of the marketing campaign for his new invention, Apple president Steve Jobs was discussing it with his top associate. Steve was just finishing up a rundown of the iPad`s features when he noticed...