Clean Jokes

An elderly man was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he`d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. He opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that...

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction but first enquired about the cost. Dentist said Rs 1200, the Sindhi thought that was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said...

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would...

Punjabi is now the third language in Canada`s Parliament. However, BC continues to stand for British Columbia. Canada govt has introduced A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English)...

Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`s it... don`t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.

There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, "Well, it must be your diet, what sort of greens do you eat...

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand...

The fishing season hasn`t opened and a fisherman who doesn`t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful...

A lady goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn`t know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Walmart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir...

A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five dollars each for lobster tails...