Saving a Drowning Dog
This little old lady is walking her dog around the local lake. It is a cold morning and the lake is still frozen. All of a sudden her little dog spots a duck on the ice and runs out to bite the shit out of it...
Sports Repairman!!!
Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Oxford. He`s now a doctor, making $250,000 Euro a year in Chicago....
Elderly Road Trip
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses...
Next Generation Kids
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom...
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn`t funny; but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always...
It's All About 'LOFT'
Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"
The pro says, "Loft...
A Tale of Two Diaries
Wife`s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that...
A Brave Husband
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting...
Relationship Humour
A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon... he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money. Man started sobbing and said.... "Bhai you take anything you want...
The Impatient Pilot
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked...