Virgin Wool ?!?
Sarah, being the `only buy-on-sale shopper,` beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there...
Help Out!
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a big, muddy hole in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves...
Not Easy to be a Teacher
TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher...
Head-On Accident
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn`t let me have my half...
A Cute Little Fart
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas...
Household Expenses
Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???
Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein...
Marketing Campaign
Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a television ad for Wilson`s Nails. "Give me a week," says the friend...
Announcing Baby Name
When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents` private conversations. One day when Donna and her 4-year-old...
Calf Birth
A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought...
Historical Monuments
Teacher: Pappu, please tell me, what is India Gate?
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.
Teacher: What is Charminar?
Pappu: Charminar is a very popular...