A Brave Husband
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting...
Relationship Humour
A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon... he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money. Man started sobbing and said.... "Bhai you take anything you want...
The Impatient Pilot
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked...
Virgin Wool ?!?
Sarah, being the `only buy-on-sale shopper,` beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there...
Help Out!
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a big, muddy hole in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves...
Not Easy to be a Teacher
TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher...
Head-On Accident
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn`t let me have my half...
A Cute Little Fart
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas...
Household Expenses
Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???
Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein...
Marketing Campaign
Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a television ad for Wilson`s Nails. "Give me a week," says the friend...