Announcing Baby Name
When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents` private conversations. One day when Donna and her 4-year-old...
Calf Birth
A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought...
Historical Monuments
Teacher: Pappu, please tell me, what is India Gate?
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.
Teacher: What is Charminar?
Pappu: Charminar is a very popular...
Crusty Meat Pies!
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his...
The Happiest Day
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just...
Once a Mom, Always a Mom
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple. Everyone was curious and asked her, "Why the change in your interest to...
Good News & Bad News
The pastor stood before his congregation on Sunday. With his arms outreached he announced, "Friends, I have good news and bad news regarding the money we need to fix the roof of our church." There was a slight...
What a Genius!
After a hard day at work I decided to ride my bicycle to town to wind down a bit. I came into town and decided I`d go in the liquor store to get a bottle of scotch. I came out of store and since my bike had a basket...
I Paint What I Feel
Pappu goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that....
Behind every successful...
During a company`s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived...