Next Generation Kids
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom...
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn`t funny; but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always...
It's All About 'LOFT'
Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"
The pro says, "Loft...
A Tale of Two Diaries
Wife`s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that...
A Brave Husband
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting...
Relationship Humour
A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon... he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money. Man started sobbing and said.... "Bhai you take anything you want...
The Impatient Pilot
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked...
Virgin Wool ?!?
Sarah, being the `only buy-on-sale shopper,` beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there...
Help Out!
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a big, muddy hole in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves...
Not Easy to be a Teacher
TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher...