God Helps
A woman hurriedly went into the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said...
Things to Say in Meetings
To appear Sharper: "Can you go back to the previous slide?"
To appear Pragmatic: "Let`s look at the Timelines."
To appear Senior: "Who`s taking the minutes...
Wrong Size!
A man was in bad shape. He constantly gasped for breath and his eyes bulged. The doctors didn`t give him long to live. He decided to live it up. Withdrawing all of his money from the bank, he went on a shopping spree...
Sending A Signal
A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk...
At Peace With God
An 80-year old Bava goes for a medical check- up. All of his tests come with normal results. Dr Khambatta says, "Sohrabji, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
The Good Old Days
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across...
Urine Sample!
Jethro walks all the way into town to get a physical. The doctor hands him a specimen cup and says, "I need a urine sample."
Jethro goes into the bathroom, but can`t pee. He comes back out and says...
Drink Fault-finding Guide
A solution to all of your drinking troubles: Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint...
Staggering Drunk
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom...
Life Insurance Beneficiary
Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband...