The Best Cricket Sledges Ever
England slow left-arm bowler Derek Underwood was hit on the hand while batting. Ian Chappell surprised Underwood with his concern. Chappell: How`s the hand, which one was it? Underwood: It was my right...
When a Man Cooks!
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion. Routine... 1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and..
Don't Mess With Your Wife
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep...
Why Men Don't Listen?
Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of her house.
1st friend: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses...
God Will Provide
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study to find out more about him...
Water or Whiskey?
The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation with a vehement sermon that alcohol was the work of the devil. "As an example," he stated during his sermon, "If you were to...
Patient Will Live but...
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient`s condition. "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to play...
Treating Chronic Bronchitis
A victim of chronic bronchitis called on a well-known physician to be examined. The doctor, after careful questioning, assured the patient that the ailment would respond readily to treatment...
A Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket...
Baby Belly
A four year old little boy was at the doctor`s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and...