Clean Jokes

A solution to all of your drinking troubles: Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint...

Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom...

Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband...

A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there`s a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him...

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor`s office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life...

A man gave all of his four umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed...

One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to stop. Our guy rolls down...

There are two important personalities - Rahul and Hardik. I like both of them.
Rahul is a veteran. Has loads of experience with him. He has performed duties earlier with the big-wigs of the arena. Always calm...

Interviewer - So, what`s your email ID?
Engineering Student - Sir, abc@xyz.com
Interviewer - And password?
Engineering Student - 12345678...

I went to the movies the other night and sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started...