Political Correctness
What is meant by the modern term referred to as "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"... The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies...
The Hiring Process
Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir?
M.D: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and...
Bud Light and Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up...
Wife's Brilliant Revenge
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt...
New Librarian
The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell...
Become a Christian
Two old Jewish men waking down the street and they see a sign in front of a church: Become a Christian today! Earn $100! So the one guy Abe, says, "100 bucks. hmmmmm. I think I`ll do it. I could use the money...
Speak Now or...
At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn`t go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence...
Where's My Boogie?
A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said...
A Spanish Gift
A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to...