Clean Jokes

Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha. Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up...

A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found Bob. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It`s only $1 a share."
"Buy me 1000 shares...

Meanwhile in a normally quiet side street in London... What a morning......... 8:00 I made a snowman. At 8:10 a feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make a snow woman. At 8:15 I made a snow woman...

During a company`s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand...the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived...

Policeman testifies in Court If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was...

There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. When Tim found out about the scholarship...

Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell...

The Ferrari F1 Racing Team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ some young unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths...

A woman hurriedly went into the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said...

To appear Sharper: "Can you go back to the previous slide?"
To appear Pragmatic: "Let`s look at the Timelines."
To appear Senior: "Who`s taking the minutes...