Clean Jokes

A missionary heard about a native who had five wives. He paid a visit to the native`s hut, and sure enough there were five wives. The two men sat outside the hut and talked....

"WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma`am," said the newspaper employee...

Working people frequently ask retired people, what they do to make their days interesting... Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman...

Girl: Hello control tower, this is flight 365 we have a problem.
Control Tower: What is the problem.
Girl: Kuch Nahin!
Control Tower: Please Bataiye Problem Kya Hai...

For those of you who watch what you eat. Here`s the final word on nutrition and health. It`s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and...

A lady died in 2016 January, and HDFC Bank billed her for Feb `16 & Mar `16 for annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charges...

I recently had an arranged marriage and brought my wife home. But ever since she's come home, she`s been complaining of the Indian toilet in our house. She says she`s used to a Western toilet since childhood...

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing...

One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities. Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by...

The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married...