Irresistible to Women
Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake uncorks it and releases a genie. "Ah, now you get three wishes," says the genie.
"Great!" Jake replies. "First, I want one billion dollars."
Poof! There`s a flash, and...
Briefcase & the Miniskirt
A Japanese was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said, "I humbly apologize for this...
Curing Constipation
Wilford went to the doctor for constipation. He explained to the doc that it had several days since he had a bowel movement and it was getting rather painful. After examining Wilford the doctor said...
Political Correctness
What is meant by the modern term referred to as "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"... The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies...
The Hiring Process
Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir?
M.D: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and...
Bud Light and Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up...
Wife's Brilliant Revenge
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt...
New Librarian
The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell...
Become a Christian
Two old Jewish men waking down the street and they see a sign in front of a church: Become a Christian today! Earn $100! So the one guy Abe, says, "100 bucks. hmmmmm. I think I`ll do it. I could use the money...