Clean Jokes

The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married...

Airman Jackson was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn`t long before Captain...

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just comes to my house in uniform and arrests me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home till the next day. Then she bring me back and...

I went on a job interview the other day. I wasn`t really qualified but I decided to apply anyway. A week later, I became very excited when I was called in for an interview. At the interview, the prospective employer...

After dying in an accident, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought, "Ok. I`ll let him pass, there`s no hurry."
Two minutes later another whiskey comes by and pizza...

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1200 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of...

A young couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at a rattlesnake farm they discovered along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that...

It so happened that once a rich merchant`s house was robbed. The merchant suspected that the thief was one of his servants. So he went to Birbal and mentioned the incident. Birbal went to his house...

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance...