Clean Jokes

A man gave all of his four umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed...

One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to stop. Our guy rolls down...

There are two important personalities - Rahul and Hardik. I like both of them.
Rahul is a veteran. Has loads of experience with him. He has performed duties earlier with the big-wigs of the arena. Always calm...

Interviewer - So, what`s your email ID?
Engineering Student - Sir, abc@xyz.com
Interviewer - And password?
Engineering Student - 12345678...

I went to the movies the other night and sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started...

Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake uncorks it and releases a genie. "Ah, now you get three wishes," says the genie.
"Great!" Jake replies. "First, I want one billion dollars."
Poof! There`s a flash, and...

A Japanese was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said, "I humbly apologize for this...

Wilford went to the doctor for constipation. He explained to the doc that it had several days since he had a bowel movement and it was getting rather painful. After examining Wilford the doctor said...

What is meant by the modern term referred to as "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"... The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies...

Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir?
M.D: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and...