Clean Jokes

A Gujju bought a well from a Jew. The next day while on his way to market he met the Jew who told him, "Brother I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water, if you use the water...

Marty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has finally quit smoking. "Imagine that, Marty," she says, "someone who smoked...

King Akbar was very fond of Birbal. This made a certain courtier very jealous. Now this courtier always wanted to be chief minister, but this was not possible as Birbal filled that position. One day Akbar...

Once Birbal was invited for dinner by a rich man. When Birbal reached there, he found himself in a large crowd. The host greeted him warmly and took him inside. Birbal said, "I did not know that...

John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My goodness," said Peter...

Husband and wife went Deepavali shopping to get new sarees for the wife.
After seeing numerous sarees, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25. Out of these, she asked her husband...

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asked the king.
"Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging...

A very devout man who was very overweight decided to go on a diet. One of his main problems with eating was that he would stop for donuts every morning on the way to work. So to make things easier for himself...

The word DRINK has been coined using the alphabets carefully to cue the effect of each peg!
1. If you take 1 peg, it is good for Digestion - hence "D" has been selected...

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my age".
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn`t resist asking him...