Clean Jokes

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk. "Follow me son" the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people...

Some Greeting cards you won`t see.... but would probably sell.
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.
INSIDE: That you`re not here to ruin it for me...

A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge...

Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then asked, "What would you like...

One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think I must go there and help her. Please give me...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing Rs.1000/- bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to...

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy`s ball went straight into...

A man went into a bank and asked to borrow three thousand dollars for a month. The loan officer asked what collateral the man had...

3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
2nd: Mai Doctor Tha. Saari Umar...

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he`d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred...