Never Lie About Your Age
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She`s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotten luck I`ve had today! What in the world should I do now...
Sentence Making
The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion..
Getting Married
With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."
As expected, the wife wasn`t happy at being imposed..
Front Of A Tree
A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped the truck, pointed at a tree, and said..
Salt & Pepper!
At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents...
Mind Your Own Business
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You`re cooking too many once at once...
Dating a Hairy Woman?
Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, "Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?"
Geno replies, "Hell no...
Drum Problem
There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child...
The Toughest Test
"I`ve just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends.
"First I got Angina Pectoris, then Arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got Psoriasis. They gave me Hypodermics, and to top it all...
An Easier Question
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C. that he desired a question on American History. The big night had arrived. Bob made his way...