Clean Jokes

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them, "I can`t let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro...

When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably needed only...

After Doing 50 Pushups Goldie was checking himself out in front of the Mirror.
He proudly asked his Wife, "Dekhe Mere Abs???"
She replied, "Haahn, Dekh Rahi Hun...

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn`t take itself too seriously. You can check out their airplanes and explanations on the net! Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make...

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are...

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York...

A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear. She walked slowly, voluptuously, up to the guy and...

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
3. We can cry and get off speeding fines...

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. "Your Queenship," he asked her. `I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient...

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his "eye for a bargain." One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed...