Clean Jokes

Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then asked, "What would you like...

One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think I must go there and help her. Please give me...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing Rs.1000/- bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to...

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy`s ball went straight into...

A man went into a bank and asked to borrow three thousand dollars for a month. The loan officer asked what collateral the man had...

3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
2nd: Mai Doctor Tha. Saari Umar...

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he`d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred...

During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders, he notices that one recruit shows little response...

1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.
2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalit
3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it`s a do or dhai...

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.
Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye....