Clean Jokes

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the course language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided...

A job seeker was interviewing, and the interviewer asked him, "Tell me what is your greatest strength?"
The prospective employee said, "Sir, I am a little bit shy, but should I give you my...

A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Dammmnnn and blast!" said the blonde, "I have been invited to...

A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man becomes very depressed...

A young girl walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini`s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman, "Can I have the red one?" - a top of the range Porsche...

I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my Mom gets." -Tim, 7 years old
"Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so...

A preacher was making a wooden trellis to support a climbing vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed that a little boy was watching him. The youngster did not say a word, so the preacher kept working. He was sure...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he`d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang. large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to...

Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hain Ki Apna Banta English Sikh Raha Tha Aur Santa Ki Help Leta Rahta Tha. Ek Din Usne Santa Se Puchha: Santa Tournament Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Santa: Tournament...

1. Handsome 2) Charming 3) Financially successful 4) A caring listener 5) Witty 6) In good shape 7) Dresses with style 8) Appreciates finer things 9) Full of thoughtful surprises...