Shooting Dogs
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things... chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew...
iBitch Activated!
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad...
Empty Swimming Pool
A very wealthy entrepreneur named John retired to the countryside. On one of his long walks, he passed a Mental Institution, and behind the chain link fence, he saw the patients fighting ferociously...
Great Husband
Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work! But one evening...
Too Young To Die
As a plane passed through a severe storm, the turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed...
FB Friend Request
I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl `Anita Rao`. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too...
Ex-Wife!
Joe finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching...
Sneaky Marketing Trick
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...
Explaining Poo
A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up. "Well son," he says, "food passes down the...
Nothing Negative Please
Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have humbly...