Clean Jokes

A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped the truck, pointed at a tree, and said..

At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You`re cooking too many once at once...

Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, "Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?"
Geno replies, "Hell no...

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child...

"I`ve just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends.
"First I got Angina Pectoris, then Arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got Psoriasis. They gave me Hypodermics, and to top it all...

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C. that he desired a question on American History. The big night had arrived. Bob made his way...

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them, "I can`t let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro...

When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably needed only...

After Doing 50 Pushups Goldie was checking himself out in front of the Mirror.
He proudly asked his Wife, "Dekhe Mere Abs???"
She replied, "Haahn, Dekh Rahi Hun...