New Low Cost Airline Rules
Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be $5, please...
Buying a New BMW
A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a mini skirt and halter top. The old man was visibly upset...
Back to School Science
The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state...
Waiting For Sunny Leone
Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Hain Mumbai Se. Pati: Hain!!! Hamare Damad Ke Aane...
The Master Stroke
A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"
And the master patiently answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen...
Driving in Mist & Fog
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman...
Retired Gujaritis
Four retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL DRINKS 10p. They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true..
Nissan Main Dealer
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign...
What Have We Learned This Champions Trophy
1. Eco Sports Mein 6 Airbags Hain Aur Ye Baat Itihaas Mein Likh Di Gayi Hai.
2. Airtel App Mein Sab Hai. Sab Kuch.
3. ICC CT Mein Dhoni Ne Sirf...
IND vs PAK - A Must Watch Match
A man takes his seat at IND vs PAK match. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between him & the guy next. MAN: Who would ever miss IND vs PAK match...