Clean Jokes

TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher...

A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought...

A four year old little boy was at the doctor`s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and...

A class had been studying destruction of the rain forest and was talking about ways they could help protect the planet. One boy was particularly proud of his contribution. He announced, "I got at least...

Tim is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his right eye with his left hand and read the letters on the card. Now Tim has always...

Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell...

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell...

A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said...

Q: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and...

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child...